Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
08.06.2025 05:52

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
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If someone works for me, I actually pay them
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
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I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
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I understand how hurricane paths work
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
How do I maintain and care for granite countertops in a coastal climate like Pompano Beach?
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I can read
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?
I see through liars
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I can count
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I have complete contempt for traitorism
Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
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I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I know who the president of Turkey really is
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I don’t cotton to rapists
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I have a reading level above third grade
I have complete contempt for fakery
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I don’t buy bullshit
I actually pay taxes