Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!

A dog named “Koksik” (slang for “cocaine”) is introduced to robot dogs of the elderly gay couple in Moscow, Russia.

There were critically important calculations, the loss of which was almost worth the disruption of the state defense order.

Hurray, tovarischi! Workers of the world, unite!

If we do not know the name of the father of a child, e.g. a foundling, an illegitimate, etc., then to whom should the bin or the binti of the child's name be applied?

“We need to take all the goods from sex shops, load them onto bombers and drop them on the Ukrainian Armed Forces. Let these rubber dildos and vaginas knock them on the heads!”

“We didn’t do anything bad to anyone. We didn’t invade any country, unlike the United States.”

Chairman of the Upper Chamber of Parliament Valentina Matvienko speaking about Special Military Operation.

Why do wokes use words like "homophobes" when they don't know what that means? Do they realize that no one is afraid of them?

Deputy of the lower chamber of parliament Milonov made the following proposal:

My name Brutalsky. Gulag is my spiritual home.

Former head of the State Design Bureau “Rainbow” brigade that designs hypersonic cruise missiles Sergei Korotkikh deleted folder entitled Trash from his computer.

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

On Russia Day, Russia has given up its sovereignty. Following sanctioning of Moscow Exchange, the new cross-dollar exchange rate is set based on the yuan exchange rate. As a result, flow of finances into the Russian budget will be directly influenced, and soon controlled, by the Central Bank of China, which carries out its functions under the leadership of the Chinese Communist Party. Thus Russia will once again become a communist country!

In 2024, deaths exceeded the number of births in Russia by 142,759 people. More couples get divorced than get married: 210,215 marriages versus 213,332 divorces in the first four months of 2024.

Korotkikh faces up to eight years in penal colony.

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

At St Petersburg International Economic Factory, a Russian diplomat asked a woman to move to a place reserved for women to show representatives of the terrorist organization Taliban a stand dedicated to gender equality in Russia.

I offer you to play game True or False with me. I write news, quotes and official statistics and you decide if it really happened or it was made up. I warn you that your instincts will be telling you it’s false but it isn’t!

In May 2024, 60% of respondents said that the quality of goods that replaced Western brands that had left the Russian market was deteriorating, while in the fall of 2023 only 44% thought so.

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?

The lower chamber of parliament has prepared a bill that bans advertising on the social network Instagram that has already been banned.

Ready… steady… go , you dope fiend rooskie Olympic athletes!

In Russia, female prisoners began to ask to be sent to combat zone in Ukraine is exchange for early release. The Commissioner for Human Rights, Tatyana Moskalkova, receives requests.

Who are the actual "science deniers": people who wait until vaccines are proven effective, or people who believe that there are more than two genders?